Here is a list of the 99 Cheesy PICK UP LINES ever, that I have created for you to impress your love. You can also have look on my another created list on Dirty Pick Up Lines.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines Part 1

  1. Where do you hide your wings?
  2. I must be a snowflake, because I have fallen for you.
  3. I am so bad in bed; do you want to experience it!
  4. Is it your lucky day? because I just happen to be single.
  5. Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
  6. Fun fact about me, noodles is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
  7. Somebody call the police. It’s got to be illegal to look that cute.
  8. I must be in paradise because I am looking at fairy!
  9. If you were a library book, I would check you out.
  10. I have dream to soak my baguette in your soup.
  11. For some reasons, I was bored today. But when you came here, you definitely turned me on.
  12. I was dreaming about you last night. Would you want to make it a reality?
  13. There is some fault in my phone. Because It doesn’t have your number in it.
  14. I know milk make a body good, but cutie pie, how much have you been drinking?
  15. I’m lost. I was looking for your number.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines Part 2

  1. I want to live in your shoes… so I can be with you every step of the way.
  2. You have to attend my marriage party when I get married because the marriage ceremony cannot go on without the bride.
  3. Hi, my mind told me to come over and be with you.
  4. Sorry, you owe me a drink. -Why? – Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
  5. My love for you is like the energy drink for me, it keeps going and going.
  6. I was feeling very bored, but you turned me on.
  7. Do you live in art gallery? Because you truly are a work of art.
  8. Are you a customs official? I feel like I need to declare my love to you
  9. You seem like trouble… I am trying to stay good this year, you know.
  10. I would say Allah bless you… but it looks like he already did. 
  11. Oh no, I am choking – I need mouth to mouth, quick….
  12. Do you have an extra heart? You have stolen mine.
  13. You know you are in love when you cannot fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
  14. Hey girl. Feel my shirt. Do you know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material
  15. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I cannot take them off you.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines Part 3

  1. If you were a booger I would pick you first.
  2. Has anyone ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?
  3. Just call me hubby, because I want to be inside you for the next 9 months.
  4. In the world of my heart, you are the princess.
  5. Just where do those legs of yours end?
  6. Medical attention please. I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and phone # for insurance purposes.
  7. I am on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
  8. I am a thief and I am here to steal you.
  9. Do you have a pen? I want to write down your phone number.
  10. What do you want for Christmas? I just want a date with you!
  11. Can you do telekinesis? Because you have made a part of me move without even touching it.
  12. Would not we look cute on a wedding ceremony together?
  13. Are those things real?
  14. Five years ago I slid in to the DMs. we get married six weeks from today.
  15. Are you a professional lifeguard? Because I drowned in your gaze.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines Part 4

  1. My life without you, would be like a phone without an OS.
  2. If I follow you till home, would you keep me there?
  3. Your daddy must have been a hunter because you are a fox!
  4. I am easy. Are you?
  5. You are so cute. My zipper is falling for you.
  6. I hope you like fruit… because I am your better half/half orange.
  7. A boy gives a girl Eighteen roses… Ten real… seven fake and he says to her. I will stop loving you when all the roses die.
  8. When a pigeon finds its partner they stay together for their whole lives. Will you be my pigeon?
  9. If you were a security agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
  10. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Magazine?
  11. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?
  12. Do you want to get pet puppies together one day?
  13. Hi I am Mr Right… somebody said you were looking for me?
  14. Let me show you the my whole city, we’ll go on my Vespa!
  15. I am damn sure I just got hit with the good or bad pick up line I have ever seen? I am unsure at this point.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines Part 5

  1. You would better a cardiologist… because there is something about you makes me to give you my heart.
  2. Excuse me. I am little bit lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
  3. Hot legs, what time do they open?
  4. Do I have to sign for your package?
  5. Every minute you don’t give me your smile, God kills a kitten. Please think of the kitties.
  6. My friends bet me that I would not be able to start a conversation with the most gorgeous person in the club?
  7. Am I handsome enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
  8. So… what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
  9. Do I know you from somewhere? And wow… You are even more adorable up close.
  10. Roses are red… Violets are fine. You be the 6. I will be the 9.
  11. Are you free tonight…[expression] or will it cost me?
  12. Can we go to Karaoke together?
  13. You look so hot. so I thought I should come over and say hi.
  14. Do you have another sister? Then you must be the most gorgeous girl in the world!
  15. If you are feeling down. I can feel you up.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines Part 5

  1. Why don’t you wander that… lust right over here?
  2. Hey babe, want to see my baby elephant?
  3. I am no mathematician… but I am pretty good with numbers. Let me tell you one thing, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  4. Well I am here for you. What are your other two dreams?
  5. My love for you is so strong it cannot be dialyzed.
  6. Are your legs made of chocolate? Because I would love to open them.
  7. Kiss me if I am wrong… but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  8. Do you mind if I sit down because Jamaican my heart race?
  9. Did you just fart? because you blew me away.
  10. Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  11. Oh… no I lost my number… Can I have yours?
  12. Are you drowning? Because I am feeling the urge to give you CPR.
  13. You are so selfish… You are going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one moment.
  14. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you are so hot.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines Part 6

  1. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute cumber.
  2. If I said you have a monoclonal antibody… would you hold it against me?
  3. You must be a best test score… Because I want to take you my home and show you to mother.
  4. Aside from being hot… what do you do for a living?
  5. I am not drunk… I am just intoxicated by YOU.
  6. Is your name Ariel? Because we Mermaid for each other.
  7. Can I take your temperature? You are looking hot today.
  8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. You can be my Cinderella. I will even give you a shoe.
  9. The way you talk to me… leaves me aphasic.
  10. I will buy you dinner… if you make me breakfast.

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