Here is a list of the 60 Funny PICK UP LINES ever, that I have created for you to impress your love. You can also have look on my another created list on Cute Pick Up Lines.

Funny PICK UP LINES Part 1

  1. With my IQ & your body … we could make a team of super children!
  2. If you were a vegetable … you would be a cute cumber.
  3. Your name is PEPSI. Right? … because you are soda luscious.
  4. I know it’s very hectic day for you, but can you add me in your to-do list?
  5. My mom thinks I am gay … but can you help me to prove her wrong?
  6. I know you … Right? Because I am sure that you look same like my next girlfriend.
  7. Are you a fitness or beauty model … because I want to be your Instagram follower?
  8. Excuse me … Hi! I just noticed that you are noticing me … & I just wanted to give you notice that ‘I noticed you too’.
  9. Do you know the exact difference b/w sex & conversation? No? So! Do you want to go upstairs & talk?
  10. My love for you is so strong that it cannot be dialyzed.
  11. How about you & me? … go into that darkroom over there & see what happens.
  12. You would be so much cuter if you will have my money … [whatever she replies] Sorry! I don’t date gold diggers!
  13. Hi! … I am trying to do a survey …So! What is your name? … What is your phone #? … Are you free next Sunday?
  14. Hi! If you are feeling down … then I can feel you up.
  15. I grew up during the sixties … with the peace & love generation … If I cannot get some love … I would like to get a piece.

Funny PICK UP LINES Part 2

  1. Are you an ocean? … because you are full of trash.
  2. Roses are red … Violets are fine … You be the 6 … because I will be the 9.
  3. Use your index finger to call someone over & say that … “I made you come with one finger … So imagine what I could do with my full hand.’
  4. hey girl! … are you a police officer ??? because you are probably not here for me … but I will act nervous anyway.
  5. Every minute you won’t give me your phone number … God will kill a kitten … Please think of the kitties.
  6. In medieval times, my beer belly would be a sign of style & attractiveness … what do you think?
  7. I am sorry! … you were talking to me … right? [No] Well then … So please start.
  8. I am pretty sure that I just got hit with the good or bad pick up line I have ever seen? because I am not sure at this point.
  9. Hey beautiful girl! You are going to stop eating magnets. Okay? Because You are making me attracted to you every minute I see you.
  10. Do you want to come with me in my time machine? She ask: Why? You: Because We will stop somewhere between “68 & 70”.
  11. [Look at her shirt label] … When they say, “What are you doing?” … You reply: “Yep Made in heaven!”.
  12. Didn’t I see you on the cover of book?
  13. Whenever I see you … You remind me of my appendix … I do not know you … but something inside me is saying that I should take you out.

Funny PICK UP LINES Part 3

  1. Well if I will be a painter … I would put you down in paint … and then I would hang you by the Mona Lisa & put that girl to shame.
  2. I have to say … ‘Hi!’ to the prettiest girl in the world …. So can you help me to say ‘Hi!’ to that girl over there?
  3. Are you an experienced lifeguard? … Because I drowned in your gaze.
  4. Omelets you in on a secret … You & me … would brie perfectly gouda … Because life would be feta if we were together … We will be grate.
  5. You should stop drinking … why? Because you are driving me home.
  6. What do you want for Christmas? Me? So A date with me!
  7. Hey! … my name is Ali & I can disappoint you in many ways you have never imagined.
  8. What is that on your face? Oh … must be beauty … Here! let me get it off … Hey! it’s not coming off!
  9. Just where do those legs of yours end???

Funny PICK UP LINES Part 4

  1. How about your red phosphorus coating & my short stick get together? because it is obvious we are a match.
  2. Do you like math? because I want to ADD you to my life … SUBTRACT your clothes … DIVIDE your legs & MULTIPLY ourselves.
  3. My love for you is like the energy drink … because it keeps going & going.
  4. People tell me that I am overweight … Just because I buy my underwear in the extra-large Triple XL size but that does not mean I am overweight …. does it?
  5. I am so lost … because I was looking for your phone number.
  6. Excuse me … my name is Ben Dover [bend over] … So! would you like to meet my friend Master Bates [masturbates]??? Or should I do it for you???
  7. I dream of soaking my baguette in your soup.
  8. ‘Do You know? sometimes it is nice to flirt with your eyes across the room for hours … But today isn’t one of those times. Now, what’s your name?’
  9. You are tower. Right? Because Eiffel for you.
  10. Boy: “Hi Babe! you want to play a game with me?” Girl: “What type of game?” Boy: “Not hide n seek!” Girl: “Why?” Boy: “ Because it is not possible to find a girl like you!”
  11. Where do you hide your wings?
  12. Do you know the great way to stop back pain & lose 20 pounds??? Get a penis reduction … it worked for me!
  13. I will buy you dinner … but if you make me breakfast.
  14. You must be a high test score of my class test … Because I want to take you home … and show you to my mother.
  15. I just noticed that you do not have a penis between your legs … but Would you like me to put one there?

Funny PICK UP LINES Part 5

  1. I would say God bless you … but it looks like he already did. 
  2. There must be a problem with my eyes … because I cannot take them off you.
  3. You say … “So! … did you hear the news about the guy & the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply… “No” … You respond, “Well then … let’s go to my place & I’ll tell you all about it.’
  4. My boys over there bet that “I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the cutest girl in this room.” So Do you want to buy some drinks with their money?’
  5. Tonight this Han does not want to fly Solo.
  6. You are so hot & cute … My zipper is falling for you.
  7. Hey beautiful Girl If you are a book then I wouldn’t be able to read you … because your print is so fine.
  8. Hey hot baby! Why don’t you come & sit on my lap … So that we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

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