Funny Pick Up Lines Collection
Here is a list of the 60 Funny PICK UP LINES ever, that I have created for you to impress your love. You can also have look on my another created list on Cute Pick Up Lines.
Funny PICK UP LINES Part 1
- With my IQ & your body … we could make a team of super children!
- If you were a vegetable … you would be a cute cumber.
- Your name is PEPSI. Right? … because you are soda luscious.
- I know it’s very hectic day for you, but can you add me in your to-do list?
- My mom thinks I am gay … but can you help me to prove her wrong?
- I know you … Right? Because I am sure that you look same like my next girlfriend.
- Are you a fitness or beauty model … because I want to be your Instagram follower?
- Excuse me … Hi! I just noticed that you are noticing me … & I just wanted to give you notice that ‘I noticed you too’.
- Do you know the exact difference b/w sex & conversation? No? So! Do you want to go upstairs & talk?
- My love for you is so strong that it cannot be dialyzed.
- How about you & me? … go into that darkroom over there & see what happens.
- You would be so much cuter if you will have my money … [whatever she replies] Sorry! I don’t date gold diggers!
- Hi! … I am trying to do a survey …So! What is your name? … What is your phone #? … Are you free next Sunday?
- Hi! If you are feeling down … then I can feel you up.
- I grew up during the sixties … with the peace & love generation … If I cannot get some love … I would like to get a piece.
Funny PICK UP LINES Part 2
- Are you an ocean? … because you are full of trash.
- Roses are red … Violets are fine … You be the 6 … because I will be the 9.
- Use your index finger to call someone over & say that … “I made you come with one finger … So imagine what I could do with my full hand.’
- hey girl! … are you a police officer ??? because you are probably not here for me … but I will act nervous anyway.
- Every minute you won’t give me your phone number … God will kill a kitten … Please think of the kitties.
- In medieval times, my beer belly would be a sign of style & attractiveness … what do you think?
- I am sorry! … you were talking to me … right? [No] Well then … So please start.
- I am pretty sure that I just got hit with the good or bad pick up line I have ever seen? because I am not sure at this point.
- Hey beautiful girl! You are going to stop eating magnets. Okay? Because You are making me attracted to you every minute I see you.
- Do you want to come with me in my time machine? She ask: Why? You: Because We will stop somewhere between “68 & 70”.
- [Look at her shirt label] … When they say, “What are you doing?” … You reply: “Yep Made in heaven!”.
- Didn’t I see you on the cover of book?
- Whenever I see you … You remind me of my appendix … I do not know you … but something inside me is saying that I should take you out.
Funny PICK UP LINES Part 3
- Well if I will be a painter … I would put you down in paint … and then I would hang you by the Mona Lisa & put that girl to shame.
- I have to say … ‘Hi!’ to the prettiest girl in the world …. So can you help me to say ‘Hi!’ to that girl over there?
- Are you an experienced lifeguard? … Because I drowned in your gaze.
- Omelets you in on a secret … You & me … would brie perfectly gouda … Because life would be feta if we were together … We will be grate.
- You should stop drinking … why? Because you are driving me home.
- What do you want for Christmas? Me? So A date with me!
- Hey! … my name is Ali & I can disappoint you in many ways you have never imagined.
- What is that on your face? Oh … must be beauty … Here! let me get it off … Hey! it’s not coming off!
- Just where do those legs of yours end???
Funny PICK UP LINES Part 4
- How about your red phosphorus coating & my short stick get together? because it is obvious we are a match.
- Do you like math? because I want to ADD you to my life … SUBTRACT your clothes … DIVIDE your legs & MULTIPLY ourselves.
- My love for you is like the energy drink … because it keeps going & going.
- People tell me that I am overweight … Just because I buy my underwear in the extra-large Triple XL size but that does not mean I am overweight …. does it?
- I am so lost … because I was looking for your phone number.
- Excuse me … my name is Ben Dover [bend over] … So! would you like to meet my friend Master Bates [masturbates]??? Or should I do it for you???
- I dream of soaking my baguette in your soup.
- ‘Do You know? sometimes it is nice to flirt with your eyes across the room for hours … But today isn’t one of those times. Now, what’s your name?’
- You are tower. Right? Because Eiffel for you.
- Boy: “Hi Babe! you want to play a game with me?” Girl: “What type of game?” Boy: “Not hide n seek!” Girl: “Why?” Boy: “ Because it is not possible to find a girl like you!”
- Where do you hide your wings?
- Do you know the great way to stop back pain & lose 20 pounds??? Get a penis reduction … it worked for me!
- I will buy you dinner … but if you make me breakfast.
- You must be a high test score of my class test … Because I want to take you home … and show you to my mother.
- I just noticed that you do not have a penis between your legs … but Would you like me to put one there?
Funny PICK UP LINES Part 5
- I would say God bless you … but it looks like he already did.
- There must be a problem with my eyes … because I cannot take them off you.
- You say … “So! … did you hear the news about the guy & the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply… “No” … You respond, “Well then … let’s go to my place & I’ll tell you all about it.’
- My boys over there bet that “I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the cutest girl in this room.” So Do you want to buy some drinks with their money?’
- Tonight this Han does not want to fly Solo.
- You are so hot & cute … My zipper is falling for you.
- Hey beautiful Girl If you are a book then I wouldn’t be able to read you … because your print is so fine.
- Hey hot baby! Why don’t you come & sit on my lap … So that we can talk about the first thing that pops up?